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	1.	Writing Songs About Kid Rock So He Buys A Bunch Of Shitload Tapes And Shoots Them 00:59		buy track
	2.	Buying Horsemeat Steaks From A Truck In The Oakwood Mall Parking Lot 00:30		buy track
	3.	That Time My Dog Ate A Blanket And We Had To Pull A Shit Covered Blanket Out Of Her Ass Like One Of Those Endless Handkerchief Things That Clowns Do 00:19		buy track
	4.	Woke Meat 00:26		buy track
	5.	The Only Time A Beer Can Ever Hurt Me Was When Brian Turd Hurled A 3/4 Can Of PBR At Me While Singing For The Uptown Ofays At Circle Bar And It Hit Me Dead In The Chest 00:37		buy track
	6.	Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly 00:30		buy track
	7.	Watching a A Mother In The Lane Next To Me At Don Carter's Bowling Alley In Gretna Bottle Feed Her Baby With A Lit Cigarette Dangling From Her Mouth 00:30		buy track
	8.	Mister Cool Ice Vs. The Icy Hot Stuntas 00:39		buy track
	9.	Getting A Friend Request Only To Be Sent Links To Somebody's Shitty Djent Band 00:13		buy track
	10.	Why Ain't The Media Talkin' Bout The Thing I Saw On The News?!?!? 00:11		buy track

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